a title as long as the drive

a title as long as the drive chronicles what it looks like to drive a 2011 Toyota Camry from New York to Los Angeles and back in 15 days, during the polar vortex of 2021.

“It’s a long way to California from New York City, but one hundred cups of coffee, 20 packs of cigarettes, too many beers, just a few rolls of film, but more cameras, and a body going five to eight miles per hour over the speed limit should hopefully get you there and back in shape enough to tell some tale of a strip mall; which can only be explained by a run-on sentence in keeping with the endless stretching highway, or freeway, or whatever you want to call it.”